Maia Papaya Brings in the Fall

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Connecticut!

by Tatiana on May 19, 2009

Dear heavenly being:

Please help my daughter not to be a disaster during the drive from here to there.

Also, please conveniently place a Taco Bell on the highway at lunch time.  I hate eating old Sbarro’s or McDonald’s. It’s disgusting.

Love,
Me.

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I couldn’t decide which video was best

by Tatiana on April 30, 2009

So here, have all three of them:

I can’t breathe when I think of ever not seeing that smile.

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Girl Talk Thursday 02

April 2, 2009

Girl Talk Thursday is Mommy Melee’s weekly event, and I really love the thought, so here it comes: my thoughts on the topic of “Comfort Food”!

I love cooking.  Baking, not so  much, so while the thought of a delicious cookie certainly makes me happy, I’m almost positive that delicious cookie will not be coming out [...]

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Girl Talk Thursday 01

March 26, 2009

Mommy Melee just started this weekly event, and I really love the thought, so here it goes: my first Girl Talk Thursday post, on the topic “Twilight, Love it or Hate it?”

I haven’t read it.  And I really don’t want to.  It’s not that I’m anti-popular culture or whatnot, but it’s that I’ve read enough [...]

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Fuck You Friday #2

January 23, 2009

FUCK YOU CHIHUAHUAS.
I love you two so much that it almost hurts my brain, but you have no appreciation for me whatsoever.  Don’t you realize I have more qualities than “rubs my belly”, “gives me food”, “opens door to let me outside”?  I am a human being, I have many other capabilities and charms.  For [...]

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So I Hear Obama’s Black

January 20, 2009

I also hear he is going to fix everything in the entire world that is wrong.
I didn’t vote for the dude because he’s black.  In fact, for nearly the entire campaign, no one wanted to breathe about his skin colour.  Was it important to everyone?  I don’t know.  I don’t think it was to those [...]

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Puppy Smuggler

January 19, 2009

We’ve got a couch and a loveseat in our living room.  The loveseat “belongs to the dogs”, we say, as they’ve got their toys, a sweater, a comforter, and god knows what else smuggled up there to cuddle with.
Last week, we implented a “no dogs on the couch” rule.  They can be on their loveseat [...]

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(Not My) Baby Arrival!

January 19, 2009

One of my favourite blogger gals, Ms. Core of Core & Rind, has finally (after 41 weeks and 2 days I think!) had her baby boy show up.  Drop by and say congratulations!

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Fuck You Friday #1

January 16, 2009

In solidarity with Cristin, and because I don’t really do any other memes so why not find one that plays into my innate bitchiness, here is the first (of many?) “Fuck You Friday” posts from me.

Fuck you, Apartment.
Fuck you for being so charming when we first came here.
Fuck you for seducing us with your big, [...]

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What Rhymes With Maia

December 29, 2008

We are singers in my household.  Not in the traditional sense that we sing along with the radio, but in a strange sort of embarrassing thank-god-I-found-someone-that-puts-up-with-me way — we make up ditties about anything.  Preferably ones with really strained rhymes and made-up words.
You know, like the one Chris sang to my belly tonight:
Maia Papaya / [...]

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