Why must your column be so addicting?

I have been reading archives at http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby for like… two days now, off and on between doing other things.  I can’t help it, I need something to read, and there she is!

Totally unrelated, I spilled iced tea all over Buffy and my couch tonight… and forgot to make dinner for Chris, even though I made dinner for myself.  Poor dude