Time: 11pm, Saturday night. Location: living room. I’m lounging on the couch watching CNN, he’s playing a computer game.
Him: What are you eating?
Me: Mini Wheats. Cereal is the best snack food!
Him: You’re going to get so fat eating that many carbs this late at night.
Me: *DEATH STARE* Cereal is the best snack food.
Him: I’m just saying, you’re going to get fat.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:
Seriously.
He’s lucky that he’s made up for it since Monday’s midwife revelations! Even if he does still have a black eye from the chair.
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THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME ENTRY EVER.
What a stupid, stupid man.
Does he not know any better?
He needs lessons – Man Lessons – you NEVER EVER EVER comment about what your pregnant wife – your EXTREMELY pregnant wife – is eating. The result – getting beaten by a chair.
Smackdown! That’ll learn him to go up against a hungry pregnant woman!
I eat Mini Wheats too!
Wow…can’t believe he still has all his limbs.
You had every reason to murder him in cold blood. Any female judge would have let you off.
Just wait ’til he sees how long he’ll be abstinent after Maia is born. The natural payback of new motherhood…