Today over at Girl Talk Thursday, we’re discussing celebrities that we do not understand the appeal of.
My list:
1) Robert Pattinson. People, this picture is from the cover of GQ. If GQ can’t make this dude look good, no one can.
2) Taylor Lautner. I swear I’m not necessarily biased against Twilight peeps, I just don’t see the appeal. Maybe if he walked around shirtless with a bag over his head…
3) Sarah Jessica Parker. She is just not attractive to me.
someone please save that hottie from the goblin woman trying to eat him!
4) Madonna. GAG GAG GAG. Put some fucking clothes on, gain a little weight, dress your age, and maybe you’d stand a chance of getting off this list.
5) Kelly Ripa. She just looks like an orange bobble head doll to me.
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I agree with these….and kelly ripa….way too skinny!
You are SO RIGHT! ESPECIALLY on the Twilight dudes – blech.
I am totally with you except, wait a minute, did you call Justin Timberlake a hottie? Blech. He totally skeeves me out.
Yeah, no thank you to Taylor Lautner. And not even just because he is ONLY 17. Don’t get it at all.
I happen to think #1 has handsome facial features. What makes me all hot and bothered are those pictures of the outtakes from vanity fair. OMG hot with the piano!
Now I remember who I forgot to include in my list. Lady caca
I can’t help but salivate over the thought of Jacob. I close my eyes and picture someone else’s face though.
I agree. I Agree. I AGREE!
I thought I was the only one who didn’t swoon for “Edward.” He is so badly cast. I agree on the bone bags as well. I like a little meat on women, otherwise way too scary.
Yeah, ladies who are a little overly buff with the muscly arms and the twine for veins, kinda gross. And I completely agree with the cast (the WHOLE cast) of Twilight. Not a hotty in sight there.
Totally. Not. Hot. But I do think Kristen Stewart is pretty…
Hee hee. I absolutely agree with the Twilight dudes. What’s up with that whole thing?
Good one!! Here is my list:
1) Minnie Driver – OMG could her jaw be any bigger?
2) Orlando Bloom – Can you say “sprightly?
3) Eric Stoltz – I just dated myself, didn’t I? Anyway not into the gingers, no offense
4) Justin Timberlake – Yes he can sing. But he also looks like a boy-child.
5) Miley Cyrus – looks so so so FAKE!
Wow. That photo of Sarah Jessica Parker is God-awful. And Kelly Ripa is entirely the wrong color for a human. Orange bobble-head is “dead on, balls accurate.” (to quote the decidely HOT Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinnie.)
Madonna’s arms are SCARY!!!
I agree with your list for the most part, but I’d take Taylor (with the bag over his head)…damn him for being jail bait.
I agree with you too!! I don’t think any of the Twilight guys are attractive… yuck!!
Taylor is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Robert used to be cute .
Agree w/the Twilight dudes..I just don’t get it. Here’s my list, and I do admit these people aren’t DOG ugly, I just don’t think they are as hot as people are making them out to be, in no particular order and please excuse the spelling:
1. Tobey McGuire — His big eyes and little pursed lips just freak me out.
2. Jake Gyhlenhaal — Puppy dog eyes and long face…every time I see him, I keep picturing him kissing Heath Ledger.
3. Matt Damon — I stare at his very prominant man-brow, and HATE his crooked smile thing.
4. Alex Rodriguez–That snotty I’m-the-man look on his face always makes me just want to slap the hell out of him. I really lost some respect for Kate Hudson for dating this loser. Never mind that he plays for the Evil Empire, that is just another nail in his coffin.
5. Tyra Banks–Her forhead is just too out there…why doesn’t this woman have bangs?? and her mouth…good lord, could it be any bigger??? I’m glad she called it quits w/her talk show–it was just painful to watch–her interviewing skills are lacking, to say the least.
oh yes, Tobey is iiicky. And you know I’m with you on A-Rod! Tyra too. But I think Matt Damon is super hot and I’m alright with Jake
We must be long lost twins…that would pretty much be my list!
Oh, how funny, but all so true!