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Because I love my new belly

by Tatiana on March 31, 2009

Two months or so ago, I stumbled across The Belly Project.  I visit it weekly (along with PostSecret!), and it’s such a beautiful, reaffirming, and positive website.  Women often have self-esteem issues, and particularly after a pregnancy, we can end up with funky bellies that make us feel negatively.  The Belly Project is trying to fix that — and show that many women don’t have “perfect” stomaches; some have stretch marks, extra chub, scars, or have lost tone in other ways.  I always feel more positive about myself after going there, even though I don’t comment on the pictures; it’s comforting to know that we are all unique and none of us are perfect.

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How I Feel About My Belly

by Tatiana on December 24, 2008

Up to Week 6: I’M NOT PREGNANT, THOSE ARE PERIOD CRAMPS AND IT WILL COME ANY DAY NOW.

Weeks 7 to Week 14: Okay, are you ever going to grow?  Hello? Is there even a baby in there or is this some cruel joke?

Weeks 15 to Week 20: My MINISCULE bump is the greatest. thing. ever.  Just look at it!  I am clearly pregnant!  Everyone can see it……. can’t they?

Weeks 21 to 29: Holy fuck, my belly is expanding exponentially and I can’t move I can’t breathe I can’t roll over oh my God how is it even going to get any bigger?

Weeks 30 to present: Wait, I don’t think it’s big enough.  How on earth is a person, a viable human being, that small?  Is she cramped in there?  Is she tired of not having as much room to kick me?  No matter what angle I look at it from, it just doesn’t seem as big as I think it should be…

Also, pure hilarity: laughing with my belly exposed.  My belly button juts out ALL THE WAY (if it isn’t already, which depends on how Maia is positioned) and my entire belly quivers back and forth like Jell-o.  Then I start laughing even harder because it looks so preposterous, and Chris teases me between his own bouts of laughter… good times.

PS: Happy 22nd, Aunt-to-be Katie!  We love you & wish we could be there to celebrate with you.  And hey, Mom?  Thanks for making her so perfectly :)

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Week 31

December 13, 2008

Now, why my belly looks so red in this is totally beyond me…

Honestly, I think it looks wayyyy smaller in this picture than in person.  I really need to get Chris to take a full-body shot for some proportion

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Week 28

November 22, 2008

As of Wednesday’s midwife appointment, my uterus is measuring a perfectly normal 26.5cm — take that, grocery store lady who asked if I was smuggling a watermelon under my shirt! Maia’s heartbeat is healthy and she was, as ever, moving around while we were trying to listen… at one point as my midwife counted, [...]

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Shavin’ Blind

November 12, 2008

I’ve been putting off shaving my coochie-coo (why do I call it that?) for awhile.  Okay, and by “awhile” I mean, like, months.  Since I’ve been so freakin hot, I’ve slept outside of the covers, usually hugging them close like a body pillow.  The other morning, Chris walks in to wake me up and he [...]

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Benefits of the Bump #1

November 11, 2008

Pregnant belly + folding laundry = built-in laundry table
Conclusion:  AWESOME!

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Week 26

November 8, 2008

I didn’t realize how fuckin strange my belly looked until I saw this picture:

For comparison, Week 24:

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Week 24

October 25, 2008

I’m saying it’s week 24, even though my midwife would say it’s 23 weeks and 5 days, and the hospital’s calendar would say 24 weeks and 2 days.  24 weeks exactly is the average!
AND HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT MY BABY:

For comparison, week 21:

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It Grows… !

October 11, 2008

For the first time, today I hollered, “HOLY SHIT” at the size of my belly as I walked by a mirror.
I swear it’s grown since I posted that picture on Thursday.

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Week 21

October 8, 2008

For comparison, Week 18:

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