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The Hermit Speaks

by Tatiana on January 30, 2009

For the past little while, ever since that night when Buffy barked & made the lady across the hallway bang on her window at me, I’ve been putting the dogs on their leashes and taking them to the side of the building (which means an extra flight of stairs, but whatever — I’m pregnant, not broken) rather than out back.  But tonight, since I’ve been having cramping off and on, I did not put them on their leash and I just let them out back.  As usual, Buffy barked twice as she bounced out into the snow (sigh) and peed near the lady’s patio.  Then she started barking more, the way she does when she sees someone, and I was like oh shit, the bitch is probably standing in her doorway looking at the dogs, but Buffy ran over to me so I picked her up to bring her inside.  Then Joss, interested in whatever had made his sister bark, ran over… and started to bark…

So bitch opens up her door to yell at me: “Keep those dogs from pissing on my patio.”

Okay, you know, I understand.  In fact, I am immensely annoyed that they seem to like peeing near her patio (although I assume they do so because less snow accumulates there).  “I’m sorry, I do try,” I answer.

“Put them on a fucking leash!” she screeches and slams her door.  WTF?

Clearly, I’m in the wrong.  I know this.  I was kind of hoping that, you know, since it’s the first time in a week (and they go out three/four times a day) that I’ve taken them out back, I wouldn’t have to deal with any drama.  I was hoping that I’d just let them out, they’d pee, poo if they needed to, I’d clean up after them and we’d come back inside.  Now I’m all insulted and edgy and annoyed.  I know they should be on their leashes.  I also know it takes me longer to get their harnesses and leashes on than the amount of time they actually spend out in the cold, and it’s not exactly the safest thing in the world to be stomping up and down two flights of stairs while 9 months pregnant with two dogs on leashes running around me.  So that’s why I made the decision I did.  I do accept that it’s my problem, these are my dogs, and I don’t really have the ‘right’ to inconvenience or annoy someone with my pets (nor do I want to).  I will continue putting them on leashes and taking them over to the side of the building.

I was just really, really hoping to get away with it tonight.  Ah well.

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$75+ Later…

by Tatiana on January 23, 2009

Just had some lady from the City come knock on my door and say that we need to license the dogs.  I’m kinda curious as to how this even came up — we’ve been living here since September and hadn’t heard a peep about it, from the landlady or the vet or anyone.  I mean, I did just look it up and it is an actual city bylaw that dogs must be licensed, so no biggie… but I totally bet it was the bitch across the hallway that complained to the city or something.

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Puppy Smuggler

January 19, 2009

We’ve got a couch and a loveseat in our living room.  The loveseat “belongs to the dogs”, we say, as they’ve got their toys, a sweater, a comforter, and god knows what else smuggled up there to cuddle with.
Last week, we implented a “no dogs on the couch” rule.  They can be on their loveseat [...]

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A Few Updates

November 1, 2008

I talked to the professor on the phone yesterday, and he made me feel comfortable and so so silly for even questioning whether or not I should see him. He’s my friend. Of course we should spend some time together. Chris and I talked more and ended up arriving at the conclusion that [...]

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Welcome Wagon

September 22, 2008

It’s the first day of Fall!  This could be any road where I grew up… gorgeous!
So I’m lounging around yesterday afternoon in my undies at my computer, talking to my mom online, a glass of Nestea at my side (I love this stuff… I drink it all the time, then tell my trainer I’m drinking [...]

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Dear Abby

September 19, 2008

Why must your column be so addicting?
I have been reading archives at http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby for like… two days now, off and on between doing other things.  I can’t help it, I need something to read, and there she is!
Totally unrelated, I spilled iced tea all over Buffy and my couch tonight… and forgot to make dinner [...]

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