- We are both still awake, and there are birds chirping outside and What. The. Fuck.
- Way, way too many skinny, pale, almost-vaguely-ethnic, blonde chicks up in my fashion editorials right now. Diversity, PLEASE.
You are a slimeball. Period. Good job on running that clean, honourable campaign you promised us all during the primaries.
Not four more years… four more months.

Asshole.